Christmas Carols |
Red Alert ( to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Dashing throught the stars
In a shiny Klingon ship
Going off to war
Looking forwrd to the trip!
Crewman at their posts
Phasers standing by
We're going to make the most of this
Just watch those starships fry!
Oh! Red Alert! Red Alert!
Flashing on the walls.
You can bet we won't be late
To answer battles call!
Oh! Red Alert! Red Alert!
The high point of the day!
Killing aliens, blasting ships,
Oh, how we love to play.
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Martok the Red-Nosed Klingon
Martok the Red-nosed Klingon
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it.
You would even say 'oH wew!
All of the other Klingons
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Martok
Join is any Klingon Games.
Then one foggy battle's eve
Kahless came to say,
"Martok with your nose so bright,
"Won't you lead the charge tonight?"
Then how the Klingons loved him
And they shouted out with glee,
"Martok the red-nosed Klingon,
You'll go down in history!""
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O Little Planet ( to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")
O little planet below us
How still we see thee lie!
Now you're a worthless chuck of dust,
Because you would not comply!
We gave you every chance
In this we do not lie!
We made it clear with special care;
Surrender, fools, or die!
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Wreck the Halls (to the tune os "Deck the Halls")
Wreck the halls, start wars from quibbles
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Let's have fun, and stomp on tribbles
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Don we now our war apparel,
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Singing Klingon Kristmas karols,
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
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Dear Enterprise (to the tune of "Greensleeves")
What ship is this was laid to rest
With warp drive blown and deflectors gone?
Her hull is battered and singed and scarred -
We can tell that she doesn't have long!
Dear Enterprise, we love you so,
And fondly bid farewell to you!
You've had your days but they're over now,
You and your Captain are through!
There are holes in your sides,
Your crew is dead.
Power's drained, you've nothing left!
The vacuum of space is leaking in.
Your end is near, poor Fed!
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The Klingon Kristmas Carol ( to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")
May the Destroyer take us all
And start a grand melee.
We'll have James T. Kirk's head
On a plate by Kristmas Day!
We'll fight and brawl and then get drunk
And start it all again.
O-Oh, tidings of Klingon-style joy,
Klingon style-joy!
O-Oh, tidings of Klingon-style joy,
You can take your tree and Kristmas goose
And throw them out the port!
We'll take a quaint old slaughtering -
There's not a finer sport!
It's amazing how much fun there is
Spilling blood by pint and quart!
(chorus)
This ends our Klingon karoling,
It's time to break the spell.
We sang and did our very best
We're sure it worked out well!
'Cuz if you didn't like us,
We'll arrange your trip to hell!
(chorus)
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We Three Klin ()
We thre Klin
From Empire are,
Bearing arms we traverse afar,
Blasting Feddies until they are dead,
We conquer from star to Star!
O-OH, here's to plunder,
Here's to might!
Here's to conquest's lovely sight!
Feddies bleeding, captives pleading
Not to meet their end that night!
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A Klingon Christmas (to the tune "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
We wish you a Klingon Christmas
We wish you a Klingon Christmas
We wish you a Klingon Christmas
Like it or not!
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12 Days of Xmas
qaSDI' *QISmaS* jaj wa', jIHvaD Dochvam nob
bang matlh:
meQtaHbogh wa' *'entepray'*'e'
qaSDI' *QISmaS* jaj cha', jIHvaD Dochvam
nob bang matlh:
cha' romuluS HIq
meQtaHbogh wa' *'entepray'*'je'
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qaSDI' *QISmaS* jaj wa'maHcha', jIHvaD
Dochvam nob bang matlh:
wa'maHcha' vulqangan Dal,
wa'maHwa'*qarDas*ngan qej,
wa'maH tera'ngan ghIH,
Hut *be'tatIhoyD*ngan nuQ,
chorgh verengan qur,
Soch romuluSngan 'ong,
jav *bajor*ngan tlhIv,
vagh toQDuj Doj,
loS betleH jej,
wej yuch yIH,
cha' romuluS HIq,
meQtaHbogh wa' *'entepray'* je.
Translated by Nick Nicholas(http://www.opoudjis.net/Klingon/klingon.html)
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Deck the Halls
vaSDaq *Ho'll tI tIHuSmoH
va va va va va va va va va
DaH qaS QuchmeH bov wIbuSbogh
va va va va va va va va va
'eH malopmeH Sut wItuQjaj
va va va va va va va va va
QISmaS bommey tIQ wIruQjaj
va va va va va va va va va
retlhmajDaq Sorqul tISugh je
va va va va va va va va va
chuSchoHjaj QIchghom chuS'ugh je
va va va va va va va va va
DalHa'meH yItwI' HItlhha'ba'
va va va va va va va va va
QISmaS bel'e' tugh qaja'pa'
va va va va va va va va va
Translated by Nick Nicholas(http://www.opoudjis.net/Klingon/klingon.html)
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Klingon Beast of Burden
ghIch Doq ghaj wa''er *ru'Dov*
bochqu' ghIchDaj 'e' vIDIS.
chaq 'ervam leghchugh neH vay'.
"wewqu' ghIchugh" jatlhlu'nIS.
HaghtaH 'ej reH luvaqtaH
'ermey latlh Hoch bejtaHDI'.
'er Quj vay' jeSchoH *ru'Dov*,
chIch reH 'e' lutuch naSwI'!
qaSDI' *QISmaS* 'eng ram nung
'a jatlh *SantatlhoS*:
"ghIch wewqu'wI' *ru'Dov*wIj,
DujwIj'e' DaHjaj HIchIj!"
tugh jupDaj DachoH 'ermey.
Quchqu'choH 'ej jach 'er Hoch:
"ghIch Doq Daghajbogh *ru'Dov*,
quv'a'lIj'e' not wItlhoch!"
Translated by Nick Nicholas(http://www.opoudjis.net/Klingon/klingon.html)
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